PUN-ishment ! !
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A dyslexic walks into a bra...
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at, either.
A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are a piece of rope. We don't serve rope in this bar.", and tosses the piece of rope out the front door into the street. The piece of rope walks back into the bar. Again the bartender tells him that he's a piece of rope, and that they don't serve drinks to pieces of rope in his bar. Again the piece of rope gets tossed out of the bar. The piece of rope wasn't going to give up easily, however. The piece of rope messed up his hair so it was totally dishevelled, and tied himself into a half hitch. He walked back into the bar. "I said that we don't serve rope in this bar, and aren't you a piece of rope?" The rope stood up and looked right at the bartender. "No" said the rope, "I'm afraid not........."
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