It's Bush's Fault - UH...GIN (sigh)
BREAKING NEWS: I want to be the very first to break this story. It all makes sense, if you think about it.
The giant oil companies have figured out that if the Earth gets colder they will sell more furnace oil, and it will be in shorter supply, so they can charge more for it, too!
The oil companies, along with OPEC, Halliburton, and President Bush himself have all conspired to start "GLOBAL COOLING".
IT'S A GIANT CONSPIRACY!
Yup, the "Global Warming" deal was all a fake just to get us off balance. Detroit is in on it too! More snow = more crashed cars requiring replacement! And the medical industrial complex too, it goes with out saying! See what's going on?
"Global Cooling - It's Bush's Fault"
Just remember, you heard it here first........