Friday, January 06, 2006

Bear Hunting.......

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some

He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" / "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a tree hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semi-conscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"

"It was the Pope", another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting!"

"By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to town and snatch another one?"


At Saturday, January 07, 2006 5:45:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's even funnier than this:

Here's the situation: You are in Louisiana; New Orleans to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by hurricane Katrina with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly, you see a woman floundering in the water. She is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer...somehow the woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Cindy Sheehan, the "anti-war" activist! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under ... forever. You have two options-you can save the life of the famous peace campaigner, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most admired women.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

At Monday, January 09, 2006 9:49:00 AM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Both are funny!

Does a bear s*** hippies in the woods?


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