Mr. Completely: .......and the winning caption is?

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Here's the latest in the "You Caption It" series.

I'll start it off, but you all usually come up with much better captions.

"At $3.29 a gallon I figured the hose was included!"

You guys can do a lot better than that, I'll bet!!

At Wednesday, October 26, 2005 5:13:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Field Training Officer to Sergeant: "The recruit's not doing too bad on this one, but haven't you told him not to stand in the arc of a driver's door before?

OK, OK, I'll agree, that's not funny, sort of a cop's insider thing.

Try this one:

Field Training Officer to Sergeant: Maybe we'd better give him the full tests, he looks hosed to me."

Still not funny?

I give up.
At Wednesday, October 26, 2005 7:28:00 PM, The Conservative UAW Guy said...: There are two nozzle-heads in the truck.
At Wednesday, October 26, 2005 11:12:00 PM, Josh said...: Sorry, Mr. Gordon, but there is no "pit crew" at the 7-11. Care to try again?
At Thursday, October 27, 2005 4:57:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Honest officer,

This here is really a camouflaged KC-135 tanker.

I just this minute finished refuelling a squadron of Sea King helos and I didn't get a chance to reel in the fuel line.