posted by Mr. Completely @ 8:35 AM
Field Training Officer to Sergeant: "The recruit's not doing too bad on this one, but haven't you told him not to stand in the arc of a driver's door before?OK, OK, I'll agree, that's not funny, sort of a cop's insider thing.Try this one:Field Training Officer to Sergeant: Maybe we'd better give him the full tests, he looks hosed to me."Still not funny?I give up.
There are two nozzle-heads in the truck.
Sorry, Mr. Gordon, but there is no "pit crew" at the 7-11. Care to try again?
Honest officer,This here is really a camouflaged KC-135 tanker.I just this minute finished refuelling a squadron of Sea King helos and I didn't get a chance to reel in the fuel line.
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