On The Shuttle Bus
A short conversation on the shuttle bus from Whidbey Island to the airport:
Guy From Ireland: "So, where are you headed to?"
Me: "I'm flying to Prescott, Arizona for a pistol match."
GFI: (With superior tone) "We've gotten rid of all the handguns in Ireland!"
Me: "You'll probably have better luck if you get rid of the criminals instead."
.......... Silence ..............
(End of conversation)