Thursday Joke

A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to those mentioned in it:

"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, obstructed me at every turn, and thought I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong again. Hi Dan!"

Joke filched from Grampa Pinhead!!