Storm Joke

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now
Before it's Too Late!

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out?"

Hat tip to Uncawho for this one!