Sunday, October 26, 2008

The TRUE Rednecks

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'are.

You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if:
You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend in need.


God Bless the USA

Thanks to Luke for sending this my way.....


3 Comments:

At Tuesday, October 28, 2008 8:58:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call someone who beats the snot out of a "person" who is trying to burn our flag?

Maybe we need different "rank" to show the degree of dedication?

Merle

 
At Wednesday, October 29, 2008 11:50:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You might be a redneck if:

You judge a person by the callouses on their hands and not the color of their skin.

 
At Saturday, November 01, 2008 2:33:00 PM, Blogger W is my president said...

@ "callouses on their hands and not the color of their skin"

Amen

 

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