Statisticians Go Hunting.......
Found this over at Engineering Johnson's place. Having worked at the "Really Big Airplane Company" it's scary just how close to the truth this probably is!
Three statisticians went deer hunting.
They spied a deer in the woods. The first statistician shot, and missed the deer by being a foot too far to the left. The deer was alarmed but froze in place, giving the second statistician a shot. He missed the deer by being a foot too far to the right.
The third cried, "We hit it!"