Sunday, December 04, 2005

LouG's Christmas cookie recipe

LouG has chosen to share with us this Holiday season an old family recipe for Christmas cookies.

I have no idea how they must actually taste, but I suspect they enjoy them immensely!

I understand it's an old family tradition........

LouG's favorite Christmas cookie recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Curvo to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check the tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Wo giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add on table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas!


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