posted by Mr. Completely @ 9:02 PM
"Just a minute honey, I'm driving into the next warehouse with a load"Rivrdog
Pic title:Forklift operator charged with D.W.I. (Destruction of Weapon Ineptly)
Recipe for disaster: Ingredients:1 woman driver2 cell phone3 small mirror4 makeup Directions:Mix together.Run for shelter
"Is it okay to leave the scene of an accident if you come right back--after changing your shorts?"
The manual didn't say anything about needing a truck there before loading the weapon...
Well, I've got the back wheels up, now if I can just get the front ones up, I'll get this sucker into the warehouse.
I'm carrying WHAT?
"SIMMONS! Get back here!"
The guys at the loading dock suddenly realized it wasn't a good idea to double dog dare the new hire.
Coulda SWORE I parked my B-52 right here!
Attn: Employees, Starting Monday, we are reinstating mandatory forklift brake inspections.
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