posted by Mr. Completely @ 9:02 PM 10 comments
"Just a minute honey, I'm driving into the next warehouse with a load"Rivrdog
Pic title:Forklift operator charged with D.W.I. (Destruction of Weapon Ineptly)
Recipe for disaster: Ingredients:1 woman driver2 cell phone3 small mirror4 makeup Directions:Mix together.Run for shelter
"Is it okay to leave the scene of an accident if you come right back--after changing your shorts?"
The manual didn't say anything about needing a truck there before loading the weapon...
Well, I've got the back wheels up, now if I can just get the front ones up, I'll get this sucker into the warehouse.
I'm carrying WHAT?
"SIMMONS! Get back here!"
Coulda SWORE I parked my B-52 right here!
Attn: Employees, Starting Monday, we are reinstating mandatory forklift brake inspections.
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"Just a minute honey, I'm driving into the next warehouse with a load"
Rivrdog
Pic title:
Forklift operator charged with D.W.I. (Destruction of Weapon Ineptly)
Recipe for disaster:
Ingredients:
1 woman driver
2 cell phone
3 small mirror
4 makeup
Directions:
Mix together.
Run for shelter
"Is it okay to leave the scene of an accident if you come right back--after changing your shorts?"
The manual didn't say anything about needing a truck there before loading the weapon...
Well, I've got the back wheels up, now if I can just get the front ones up, I'll get this sucker into the warehouse.
I'm carrying WHAT?
"SIMMONS! Get back here!"
Coulda SWORE I parked my B-52 right here!
Attn: Employees,
Starting Monday, we are reinstating mandatory forklift brake inspections.
Post a Comment
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