Thursday, October 09, 2014

Implant Allows Speaking To God

MICROCHIP  IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD




The implant is specifically  designed to be injected in the  forehead. When properly  installed, it will instantly allow the  terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:  Generally from ..223 to .50  cal. The exact size of the implant  will be selected by a well-trained and highly  skilled technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be  painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea,  aches or pains are extremely  temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may  occur at the injection site. In most cases, it's not noticeable.

Please enjoy the security  provided for you by the Armed Forces of America.

Best regards,



2 Comments:

At Thursday, October 09, 2014 7:19:00 PM, Blogger Merle Morrison said...

BUT, BUT, BUT does it still work properly if it passes completely thru?

Merle

 
At Sunday, December 21, 2014 5:25:00 PM, Blogger Pumice said...

Does it make me a sicko or a rational human being if I thought this was awesome.

Grace and peace.

 

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