Free Sony Playstation 3

Free Sony Playstation 3 -- For ME?

"Shipping Notice" wrote:

Dear Mr. Completely:

We are having trouble shipping you your free Sony Playstation 3.

Please click the link below to reconfirm your email address for shipment.

http://fortres2s.com/soihc?l=0&m=17442123&e=9ivqvta4YWJV@St37B4i

Thank You,
Associate #5346
Internal Notice Department


My Reply:


Dear Associate 5346,

Thank you for attempting to ship me a free Sony Playstation 3, but there must be some mistake, as my eyesight is not too good and I doubt that I would be able to use it. My finances are also a bit strained at the present time too, and I don't think I would be able to buy any of the games for it anyway.

Instead of shipping it to me, would you please donate it to a local charity, such as an orphanage or senior center in your area in my name?

I'm sure the donation would brighten the days for some folks needier than I.

Thank You.

Sincerely,

Mr. Completely

..........some days I'm easy to entertain!