How Gun Magazines Write Articles

Here's an excerpt from a hilarious post over at OX Rant:

Instruction From The Editor To The Journalist:

Frangible Arms just bought a four page color ad in our next issue. They sent us their latest offering, the CQB MK-V Tactical Destroyer. I told Fred to take it out to the range to test. He'll have the data for you tomorrow.

Go read the whole story here!

(All "Snort and Spew" warnings apply......)