Saturday, January 14, 2006

It Always Rains in Seattle....

Yep, it always rains every day in Washington state. Rains day and night, steady rain, never stops, I tell you, it's terrible, you'd hate it. Gray, wet, miserable, couldn't be a worse place to live, might just as well move to Siberia, I'd say.

And then there's the volcanos blowing up daily, and the indian uprisings, the floods, the locusts, the pestilences, there's no end to it.

Don't even CONSIDER moving here, surely you'll get brain fungus and die a slow and terrible death. Oregon and Idaho are the same, terrible places.

There's even a special mold infection that attacks anyone who even visits these three states from a blue state. It's a horrible death they die, I tell you!!

Don't say I didn't warn you........


Note: If you are from a Red state, or a conservative voter from a blue state, move on in, we welcome you with open arms, and please ignore the first part of this post, it was just to discourage liberals from moving here!

4 Comments:

At Sunday, January 15, 2006 11:55:00 AM, Blogger keewee said...

What is wrong with you? you forgot the webbed toes and fingers!!

 
At Sunday, January 15, 2006 12:11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep, we've got "The White Blanket of Death" here in CO. So stay away if you don't want to freeze you little toessies and fingerses off.

Brass

 
At Monday, January 16, 2006 10:44:00 AM, Blogger Rivrdog said...

Yes, and keep the soft water a secret. All that rain is either filling up the reservoirs or falling as snow to melt later, so we will have abundant SOFT water all year.

And even the looney lefties get something from the rainwater: they get lots of water in the rivers for their little fishies that are more important than us real people. With more water, more little fishies make it to the salties and back so we hear LESS FROM THE LOONEY LEFTIES.

They love to dress in Gore-Tex anyway. That rainproof cloth even has one of their names on it...

 
At Thursday, January 19, 2006 6:12:00 PM, Blogger Murdoc said...

Rainwater? Did someone say "rainwater"?

I recommend drinking only pure rainwater as I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

 

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