Unsolicited Telephone Call......
Mr. Completely: "Hello?"
Unsolicited Caller: "Hello. I'm calling with a survey about blah blah blah.... May I speak with the person at this number who can answer some survey questions about that?"
Mr. Completely: "Gee, I'm sorry, you've telephoned my FAX machine, and it's unable to speak."
Unsolicited Caller: Oh. I'm sorry, (long pause)...........
Some days I'm just easy to amuse, I guess!