I'm Gonna Be RICH ! ! !
OH BOY - OH BOY - OH BOY ! ! !I just got this email, and it looks like I've finally hit the big time!
Anyhow, being the generous soul that I am, I am willing to share this incredible offer with my friends, so here you go:
You have been chosen for enrolment in the Career Alteration Program
You have the choice of three new professions which are currently hiring. You will have qualifications within 2 weeks for automatic acceptance.
1) Technical Power Engineer Management. Salary starts at $89,000 annually.
2) Trade Commercial Consultant. Salary starts at $74,000 annually.
3) Labor Manufacture Production Officer. Salary starts at $102,000 annually.
Please contact us immediatly in order to receive your certificates to start in one of these careers.
Direct Office Line: (206) 333-0051
"Technical" and "Power" sound good, "Engineer" sounds OK, but I've never really liked "Management."
"Trade" sounds kinda menial, so maybe I'll skip that one.
"Labor" sounds too much like work, but "Manufacture" probably means building stuff, and you get to be an "Officer", so that's kinda cool sounding.
I wonder if you get to wear an "Officer's badge", or do you have to wear a suit. I Really don't like wearing suits. I wonder if a T-Shirt and jeans are OK?
It's so hard to choose which career track I should take. They all sound so good!
Life can be tough, so many decisions......
(That's a Seattle phone number, in case any of you want to give him a call................)