Dealing with snakes

The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)

Here's a few samples:

4. Army Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.

6. Army Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes to squash.

21. Judge Advocate General (JAG) (All Branches): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.

There's a whole list of these over at Knowledge is Power, go read 'em all!