Dealing with snakes
The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)
Here's a few samples:
4. Army Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.
6. Army Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes to squash.
21. Judge Advocate General (JAG) (All Branches): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.
There's a whole list of these over at Knowledge is Power, go read 'em all!