Don't blame me for this one......
The patient was overweight, so the doctor put him on a diet. He said; "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks."
When the patient returned, he shocked the doctor by being twenty pounds lighter.
"Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor told him. "You did this just by following my instructions?"
The slimmed down patient nodded. "I'll tell you, though, I though I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No," replied the patient, "from skipping."
All bad joke hate mail should be directed to Grampa Pinhead...........