Friday, September 16, 2005

You Might Be a Gun Nut If:

Is this YOUR living room?



You might be a gun nut if:


1. Your back-up guns have back-ups.

2. You keep track of dates by how many days it is before or after a match or a gun show.

3. A burglar's only hope of escape is if he can get away before you can decide which gun to shoot him with.

4. You are a total sucker for any perfume or after shave that smells like Hoppe's #9.

5. You have more than eight different caliber firearms in your home, and you have ammo on hand for all of them.

6. You don't leave the gun range until you are either out of ammo, or the range closes.

7. You have shot at more than five different ranges in the last six months.

8. There is a Brownell's catalog, or a Midway flyer in your bathroom.

9. You read Mr. Completely's blog regularly.

10. There are at least three rifles, two handguns, and a shotgun on your wish list.

11. You need to buy ammo.

12. The guy at the Walmart sporting goods counter knows what ammo you usually buy, and asks how many boxes do you want, and is pulling them off the shelf for you, as you approach.

13. You've bought a new gun in the last two weeks, but haven't sold one in a long time.

14. Your living room wall looks like the picture above.

Feel free to add to the list in the comments below.

8 Comments:

At Friday, September 16, 2005 3:55:00 PM, Blogger keewee said...

No I am not a gun nut, but, I live with one!!!!

 
At Friday, September 16, 2005 5:44:00 PM, Blogger Josh said...

All but 2, 4, 12 and 14...I aspire to such great heights.

 
At Friday, September 16, 2005 8:05:00 PM, Anonymous akafuze said...

These people who buy guns are not gun nuts. They only buy guns of a calibre, model number, magazine capacity, manufacturer, barrel length, year of manufacture or other feature which describe a particular firearm.

And they buy these guns because they don't already have them

 
At Sunday, September 18, 2005 2:05:00 PM, Blogger The Conservative UAW Guy said...

4. You are a total sucker for any perfume or after shave that smells like Hoppe's #9.

5. You have more than eight different caliber firearms in your home, and you have ammo on hand for all of them.

4. Does BreakFree count.
5. Only 8!?!?!?!?!?
That's not fair!

Heh.
I read Mr. Completely all the time...

 
At Monday, September 19, 2005 9:31:00 PM, Blogger Firehand said...

...Your parents are helping you move, and your dad looks at all the cans and says "You've got too much ammo".

 
At Tuesday, September 20, 2005 8:01:00 AM, Anonymous MadGunn said...

You have more than 6 'sets' of rifles, all same models in a different calibers! And ammo for each rifle in all calibers!

 
At Tuesday, September 27, 2005 10:23:00 AM, Blogger staghounds said...

At least once a week you have to move a gun because it is lying on top of something you need to get or use.

 
At Wednesday, October 05, 2005 11:39:00 AM, Anonymous DJ said...

5. You have more than eight different caliber firearms in your home, and you have ammo on hand for all of them.

Whew, just made it. Uhhh if I don't count the non-powder activated ammo...

 

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