Wednesday, July 13, 2005

An Old Farmer's Advice

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

1 Comments:

At Wednesday, July 13, 2005 9:27:00 PM, Anonymous Damiphino said...

Here's one more.

*If you start thinking you are really important try sticking your hand in a toilet and if when you take it out there is a hole in the water, you are important.

Besides if you actually stuck your hand in the toilet just how bright do you think you are?

 

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