Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
--- Credit to LouG
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3 Comments:
lol that's almost exactly what you'll find on my doorstep literally. except for the note.
It'll work... if the perspective perps can read.
make sure your note has small words spelled foe-net-ick-lee.
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