Thursday, March 30, 2006

No More Mr. Nice Guy!

Jennings J-22 Terminator!



As you can see in the e-Postal handgun match "Vortex" results, JimmyB, the Conservative UAW Guy, was so rude as to beat all comers in the rimfire class.

In response to his actions, I have no alternative but to stop being "Mr. Nice Guy" and take the gloves off, so to speak!

For this reason I am unveiling my new secret weapon, straight from the "Skunk Works" of the world famous Mr. Completely Labs, the Jennings J-22 Terminator! The 32x scope should allow accuracy to unheard of distances for a .22 handgun.

Testing has revealed some interesting characteristics, and some special skills must be developed in order to realise this awsome weapon's full potential. The most unusual is that since the scope is slide-mounted, and since the scope weighs considerably more that the gun itself, shooting it is a bit "unusual".

Instead of recoil driving the slide rearwards, the scope doesn't move, and the gun goes forward, nearly taking it out of your hand, especially when you aren't expecting it to act that way. Instead of the recoil pushing you back from the firing line, it tends to drag you forward towards the target. A little disconcerting, but no big deal!

JimmyB, you've been warned.........



12 Comments:

At Thursday, March 30, 2006 11:35:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering if the scope intercepted the bullet path myself.

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 12:20:00 PM, Blogger OXEN said...

And I thought the scope on my Ruger MKIII looked funny.....

};o)

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 12:24:00 PM, Blogger OXEN said...

Here's a pic of my MKIII.

Link

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 1:27:00 PM, Blogger Timmeeee said...

Don't let the MF BATF find out that you have altered your gun!

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 4:23:00 PM, Anonymous NateG said...

You actually shot that? And didn't hit the scope?

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:18:00 PM, Anonymous Damiphino said...

I like it, you've finaly made the Jennings a good pocket gun.

Damiphino

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 6:37:00 PM, Blogger Mr. Completely said...

It takes REALLY deep pockets, though.....

......Mr. C.

 
At Thursday, March 30, 2006 10:07:00 PM, Anonymous Marc said...

Kid, you'll shoot your finger off with that thing.

Careful on the taco hold. ;)

 
At Friday, March 31, 2006 9:11:00 AM, Anonymous jim b said...

I just know you are working on adding a rifle style stock, and a barrel extension with flash suppressor.

Yanno if you just make the barrel long enough you can touch the black with it and squeeze.

 
At Friday, March 31, 2006 10:22:00 AM, Blogger Grampapinhead said...

Hmmm, pulls you forward !
So if you were, like, on a skateboard, what kind of speed is possible ?
Maybe rollerblades would be better !

 
At Sunday, April 02, 2006 9:13:00 AM, Blogger Kim du Toit said...

...alsways assuming, of course, that the Jennings will ever fire.

Reports indicate that it's a "seldom" occurrence.

 
At Saturday, April 15, 2006 6:18:00 PM, Anonymous K'Har-El said...

So, what's with mounting rifle scopes on pistols? Seems like the relief would be a bit off...

 

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