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A true conversation, just before Christmas:

Sales Clerk: "Merry Christmas!"

Grumpy customer: "What makes you think I'm a Christian and celebrate Christmas?"

Sales Clerk: "Well, then, have a Happy Holidays!"

Grumpy customer: "Why do you think I celebrate any holidays at all?"

Sales Clerk: "OK, then have a nice day............"

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