Something needs to be done.....

I am really glad to hear that the wise folks in the British government are finally taking some steps towards controlling dangerous killers like sharp pointed kitchen knives. Such dangerous weapons should only be in the hands of the military and police. The average citizen has no need of such deadly weapons.

While looking into this issue, I’m afraid I have discovered an even more deadly weapon, one which even the most evil psychopath can buy without any background at all. You can walk right in to your local WalMart and buy one, no questions asked!! Not only that, these weapons of death can be carried fully concealed, without even breaking the law.

What are these most horrible tools of murder and mayhem! Blunt Implements! Yes, that’s right, blunt implements!. How many times have you seen an article in the news where the unfortunate victim was killed by “Blunt Implement Trauma”? It happens every day!

Something needs to be done, I tell you, something needs to be done………