Wednesday, May 25, 2005

My Letter to IRS


Enclosed is my 2004 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from "USA Today" archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats. Please find enclosed in this package four toilet seats (value $2,400.00) and six hammers (value $1,029.00). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.00.

Out of a sense of patriotic duty, and to assist in the political purification of our government, I am also enclosing a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw, for which HUD duly recorded and has approved a purchase value of $2200, as my contribution to fulfill the Presidential Election Fund option on Form 1040.

It has been a pleasure to pay my taxes this year, and I look forward to paying them again next year in accordance with officially established government values.

Mr. Completely


At Friday, October 01, 2010 7:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, that's just waaay too funny!
But how about asking them to review and respond to each of the 31 Questions and Answers about the IRS as found on Paul Andrew Mitchel's web site?? Can ANYONE at the IRS explain them away?



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