Why the Grass on the Berm isn't Growing

I haven't been getting too much growth of the grass we hydro-seeded on the berms, and I now have a pretty good idea why!

"How nice of you to provide a dining room for me with such a nice view!"

"This is my Mr. Ed impersonation. Would you like to see my Jimmy Cagney?"

"While we're here my sister will prune your tree for you, too!"

What can I say. Some people have pink flamingos or garden elves, Keewee and I have tame deer and bunnies..................

(........and no venison jokes, either!)