It Always Rains in Seattle....

Yep, it always rains every day in Washington state. Rains day and night, steady rain, never stops, I tell you, it's terrible, you'd hate it. Gray, wet, miserable, couldn't be a worse place to live, might just as well move to Siberia, I'd say.

And then there's the volcanos blowing up daily, and the indian uprisings, the floods, the locusts, the pestilences, there's no end to it.

Don't even CONSIDER moving here, surely you'll get brain fungus and die a slow and terrible death. Oregon and Idaho are the same, terrible places.

There's even a special mold infection that attacks anyone who even visits these three states from a blue state. It's a horrible death they die, I tell you!!

Don't say I didn't warn you........

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Note: If you are from a Red state, or a conservative voter from a blue state, move on in, we welcome you with open arms, and please ignore the first part of this post, it was just to discourage liberals from moving here!