Every so often I get an unsolicited email like this one, but somehow this one is even farther out there than most!
You have drawn my attention to a site of acquaintances. I hope, as I shall like you. How I to you in a photo? The truth - pretty? But in a life I more nice!!! And as I cheerful, kind, sociable and fluffy! I like to go in for sports, read books, to listen to music. I love winter and summer. I do not love spring and slush. If I have interested you, with pleasure I shall tell about myself more in the following letter. I wait for the answer on XXXX@XXX.RU.
Wherever she lives, they have four seasons, Summer, Fall, Winter, and Slushy! And she's Fluffy? Really?