A miscellaneous collection of shooting, fishing, ranting, whining, sniveling, and anything else I happen to get wound up over at the moment. Hopefully this will be more effective and cheaper than therapy. Excluding shooting and fishing, of course, as there is no finer therapy than that............
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
It's Caption Time!
We haven't had a caption contest in a while, so here you go! I'll start it out, but I'm sure you all can do a lot better than this:
Honest, officer, it popped up right in front of me!
We haven't had a caption contest in a while, so here you go! I'll start it out, but I'm sure you all can do a lot better than this:
Temporary Insanity seems to include the right of Self Destruction
ReplyDeleteHis next boat will be named the "Permanent Stupidity."
ReplyDeleteThe USS Democrat prepares to sail forth with it's socialist platform.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Teddy?
ReplyDeleteRed Right Returning?
ReplyDelete"But the signal was green. Honest officer!"
"I swear I only had one... or maybe two."
"There was this freghter see, and it pulled out in front of me and I had to swerve to miss it."
He backed into me.... REALLY fast.
ReplyDeleteWhat accident? I always dock my new catamaran like that.
ReplyDeleteUh, oh, better get MAACO!!
ReplyDeleteBecause boats don't have fingers.
ReplyDeleteThe race ended in a split decision.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton has a boat?
ReplyDeleteCaddyshack's Al Czernik came back to life a few days ago...
ReplyDeleteDid you see the cans on the bimb....KKKRRRAAANNGGGGGG!!!!
ReplyDeleteRemember section you parked in and please take ticket with you and have it validated before returning to your vehicle.
ReplyDeleteBut honey, you said aim for the sign.
ReplyDelete